Today when you logged onto Facebook to look at animal cruelty videos, game invites, and stories about babies with tiny heads in Brazil, did you see a “Facebook Friend’s Day” video post?
Well I did. And holy shit I really wish I hadn’t watched it. It showed a slide show of some of my old pictures of me and my friends and most of them were from back when I was about 50 pounds heavier and an out of control drunk. These are not the moments I wanted to relive. What about my cool pictures with celebrities I’ve worked with? What about my jiu jitsu pics? NO. I get the old “drunken fatass embarrassment to his family” pictures. Thanks a lot, Mark Zucherberg!
It was like watching a car accident.
I’ve come a long way since I quit drinking. I miss it. I miss having an excuse for being a dumbass. Now, when i mess up, I cant say “Oh, I was drunk.” Now when I mess up it’s not because of booze it’s because I’m an idiot.
THAT’S PROGRESS.
Lesson of the day? Start drinking so you you can enjoy your Facebook Friend’s Day videos. I hope that helps!