The NEW ME!

I’m back! Welcome to my new home on the web. I am going to be posting some content for you all, and you are going to love it. If you don’t, please feel free to f$ck yourself! Also,  follow me on Twitter and my new YouTube channel:

I am a student of Relson Gracie Jiu Jitsu and I host a podcast called “The Jiu Jitsu Lifestyle Podcast” (Go subscribe on iTunes!)

You never know where I’m going to be, or what I may be up to. I have had a life of adventures that include:

  1. Costarred in major motion pictures.
  2. Traveled the WORLD.
  3. Headlined comedy clubs all over the United States and Canada.
  4. Starred in television shows.
  5. Got punched in the balls by Steve O.
  6. Won a 100 player poker tournament.
  7. Ate the hottest pepper on the planet with no water.
  8. Shot a man in Reno… just to watch him die! (Oh, no… wait, I’m thinking of someone else.)
  9. Published writer.
  10. Had a Jiu Jitsu Match with Grand Master Relson Gracie! (And lost… BAD.)
  11. Hung out with damn near every name in comedy.
  12. Read Moby Dick in one sitting . . .and a lot more.

I’m just getting started, folks. So stay tuned.