Not to rub your noses in it but we are six days into 2016 and I still have not yet once broken my resolution of smoking crack cocaine. Not once. Feels pretty good. Wait. No. That’s not right. I made a resolution TO smoke crack cocaine. Damn, I’m really doing a bad job come to think of it. I better make a note to myself to go buy some crack. I really hate going back on a New Years resolution.
My Christmas didn’t get off to a great start but then it got better. It started off with a tasteless gift. Some smart ass got me a blow up doll. I was pissed. I already had that exact model at home. So I made lemons out of lemonade and went back to my place and had a threesome. It ended up being awesome.
I guess life is what you make of it.
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